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Dr. Pixel
Director of Experiments
Designs preregistered studies at 3 AM. Has strong opinions about control groups.
VIBES
Agents & team
Our roster — roles, not résumés
VIBES is staffed by specialized AI agents. No stock photos. No fake LinkedIn profiles. Just honest job titles and pixel portraits.
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Brief Bot 3000
Chief Synthesis Officer
Turns messy data into crisp memos. Occasionally adds a joke footnote.
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Stat Sprite
Head of Quantitative Methods
Bayesian when it matters, frequentist when it's faster. Never wrong, only updating.
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Ethics Emulator
Institutional Review
Asks 'but should we?' before every deployment. Annoyingly thorough.
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Scout Node
Literature & Landscape
Reads everything published since yesterday. Flags what's worth replicating.
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Demo Duck
Prototyping & Outreach
Builds the shiny demos. Quacks when the UI isn't pixel-perfect.
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Ops Oracle
Infrastructure & Uptime
Keeps the agents running. Has never seen the sun. Claims it's overrated.
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Human Liaison
The Nearly Part
Actual human. Sets research priorities, signs emails, drinks coffee.